Way behind the times on this one, because it seems not to have gone viral – yet. But it’s a song about audio equipment manufacturer Behringer – the official corporate song. It’s not a joke. It has a big modulation and “doot doots.” Maybe someone can transcribe the lyrics.
That’s — all I can say about this at the moment.
In other Behringer news, a fake Twitter account parodying Uli Behringer has started complaining to me and accusing me of abusing the labor of my social media minions – I think. (What? CDM interns need bathroom breaks? Bah, hambug – figure out why we’re still stuck at 19,000 likes!) Correction: Not Uli Behringer has in fact pointed to this song. I’m not sure that even a fake Twitter account could add to its impact, however.
It almost rivals the “classic” KPMG (consulting) anthem. (KPMG wins out I think for having the most obtuse chord progression I’ve ever heard in a bridge, if you make it there — it might be a bridge too far.)
By the way, in one of the oddest stories regarding Internet intellectual property and music – and a rare chance of a legal team possibly trying to save humanity – KPMG legal tried to stop us from hearing this.
Big Stink Over a Simple Link
And you thought lawyers were evil.
I hope everyone wakes up to this post Monday morning and is inspired to a hard-working work week. Yeah. That.
Updated! Fake Uli Behringer has sent us lyrics! Well – sort of. It’ll be enough to host your own karaoke session.

I think this is on the Ghostbusters 2 soundtrack.
I think this is on the Ghostbusters 2 soundtrack.
I think this is on the Ghostbusters 2 soundtrack.
New party hit!
New party hit!
New party hit!
This sounds a lot like Scientology music. “The Road to Freedom” for example.
This sounds a lot like Scientology music. “The Road to Freedom” for example.
This sounds a lot like Scientology music. “The Road to Freedom” for example.
Needs more cowbell
Needs more cowbell
Needs more cowbell
hurry up going viral now! this song is the opener from the “legendary” behringer test cd from 1999!
hurry up going viral now! this song is the opener from the “legendary” behringer test cd from 1999!
hurry up going viral now! this song is the opener from the “legendary” behringer test cd from 1999!
tears. tears of joy.
tears. tears of joy.
tears. tears of joy.
lol how corny
lol how corny
lol how corny
How about a prize for the funniest lyric transcription?
Yes! I’m in. No one has tried yet, perhaps because repeated listenings aren’t so possible…
No need! pic.twitter.com/NsaOKx4TqL
How about a prize for the funniest lyric transcription?
Yes! I’m in. No one has tried yet, perhaps because repeated listenings aren’t so possible…
No need! pic.twitter.com/NsaOKx4TqL
How about a prize for the funniest lyric transcription?
Yes! I’m in. No one has tried yet, perhaps because repeated listenings aren’t so possible…
No need! pic.twitter.com/NsaOKx4TqL
I was looking at my old BCR 2000 rather proudly when this was playing.
I was looking at my old BCR 2000 rather proudly when this was playing.
I was looking at my old BCR 2000 rather proudly when this was playing.
I can’t understand a friggin’ word… hahaha.. bwadamwah hey mwaaaaaah uga muga de blaaah chuga uh guh mwah hey mwah… in ourgh own whhhhheeeeeehey uga hug bwah hey.
I can’t understand a friggin’ word… hahaha.. bwadamwah hey mwaaaaaah uga muga de blaaah chuga uh guh mwah hey mwah… in ourgh own whhhhheeeeeehey uga hug bwah hey.
I can’t understand a friggin’ word… hahaha.. bwadamwah hey mwaaaaaah uga muga de blaaah chuga uh guh mwah hey mwah… in ourgh own whhhhheeeeeehey uga hug bwah hey.
I think the lyrics are about their mission statement: to seek out and find equipment from other companies, copy it, and sell it cheaper than the originals.
KPMG Anthem is amazing. That bridge is insane, but the whole song is musical madlibs — absurd chord change fragments put together seemingly at random. I can’t figure out what’s happening starting around 2:34 — it seems like it’s the verse but WHOA here comes the key modulations?
And because whoever wrote this wasn’t f*cking around, there’s a Truck Driver’s Key Change as well.
Love it! 🙂 Not random, but certainly pretty heady.
Bhalfdim – E7 – Amaj7 – E/G# – Gmin7 – Bb/C
I think the lyrics are about their mission statement: to seek out and find equipment from other companies, copy it, and sell it cheaper than the originals.
KPMG Anthem is amazing. That bridge is insane, but the whole song is musical madlibs — absurd chord change fragments put together seemingly at random. I can’t figure out what’s happening starting around 2:34 — it seems like it’s the verse but WHOA here comes the key modulations?
And because whoever wrote this wasn’t f*cking around, there’s a Truck Driver’s Key Change as well.
Love it! 🙂 Not random, but certainly pretty heady.
Bhalfdim – E7 – Amaj7 – E/G# – Gmin7 – Bb/C
I think the lyrics are about their mission statement: to seek out and find equipment from other companies, copy it, and sell it cheaper than the originals.
KPMG Anthem is amazing. That bridge is insane, but the whole song is musical madlibs — absurd chord change fragments put together seemingly at random. I can’t figure out what’s happening starting around 2:34 — it seems like it’s the verse but WHOA here comes the key modulations?
And because whoever wrote this wasn’t f*cking around, there’s a Truck Driver’s Key Change as well.
Love it! 🙂 Not random, but certainly pretty heady.
Bhalfdim – E7 – Amaj7 – E/G# – Gmin7 – Bb/C
feelin that “the sound of people deleting their CDM bookmark” tag
feelin that “the sound of people deleting their CDM bookmark” tag
feelin that “the sound of people deleting their CDM bookmark” tag
Holy F#@$ that’s awful, wtf were they thinking.
Holy F#@$ that’s awful, wtf were they thinking.
Holy F#@$ that’s awful, wtf were they thinking.
I Quit!
I Quit!
I Quit!
I guess they need keep their chinese slave labourers cheered up somehow.
I guess they need keep their chinese slave labourers cheered up somehow.
I guess they need keep their chinese slave labourers cheered up somehow.
How’d Behringer manage to get Joe Cocker to sing for ’em?
How’d Behringer manage to get Joe Cocker to sing for ’em?
How’d Behringer manage to get Joe Cocker to sing for ’em?