Digitally-Modeled Cowbell

Need proof that digital modeling has arrived? Look no further than Rad Monkey's
Digital Cowbells. No, not the electric cowbells with electric pickups.
The upcoming VLC800 digital-modeled cowbell with onboard DSP and models
of classic cowbells like "Black Beauty, Oregon Trail Model 75, Alma
Cogan Model V," and my personal favorite "Chicken Nugget." (via Gina
Robair's eMusician Extra)

I'm sure the mention of classic names like that is bringing tears to
the eyes of nostalgic cowbell players. (You know who you are, as the
site says, "You dream about tone. You practice relentlessly.")

Ah, I remember the first time I heard an Alma Cogan Model V.