If you’re looking for the nerdiest way possible to market a music album, you’re going to have a tough time one-upping Aphex Twin. The Warp Records artist has used a rare British synth as the cornerstone of the record – one with a reputation for being impossible to use – alongside a speech synth for the ZX Spectrum computer. He and his label have been teasing the resulting EP with marketing that looks like a vintage synth flyer.
But that’s not even the biggest measure of how serious he is about this. Aphex Twin went so far as to rent a booth at the summer NAMM musical instrument fair – the last place you’d expect to see a record promoted – to talk about the album. And all that just to show off this weird synth.
First, here’s the flyer – which is a work of genius and a thing of beauty:

It looks like convincing parody of something you’d see in Keyboard Magazine in 1982, really. The release itself will follow a similar aesthetic:

But that’s just a clever gimmick. The booth is when we reach the next level.
I’ve actually never been to summer NAMM, held now in Nashville. But Synthtopia were there to talk to a label rep and see just what was going on:
Aphex Twin Had A Booth At The Summer NAMM Trade Show And, Yeah, It was A Little Strange [Synthtopia]
I’m not British, and I hope I’m not middle aged yet. (When does that start, precisely? Eesh, I may be close. I suppose it depends on where the end is?) So I didn’t know the synth, made as a budget digital wave sequencing model MS800 in the 90s. But here’s the story of the synth – and it’s hilarious:

If you’re British, middle aged and a bit of a synth anorak, the chances are you will have heard of Cheetah. If not, the chances are you won’t know anything about them …
[It was] one of the most unfathomable instruments ever made – it was mind numbingly confusing to program, not just in terms of setting up a sound but even something as simple as changing a MIDI channel on the MS800 could cause an aneurism.
Chris Macleod describes the owner experience:
“The preproduction unit didn’t have a single factory sound, well, not that I could bloody well find” Chris recalls.
“During the course of the next few weeks I translated the manual into a series of diagrams and charts that visually allowed me to understand the ‘flow’ of the parameters, after which I set about creating ‘Tones’ and ‘Patches’ for this 15 note polyphonic, multi-timbral, filterless (what?), stereo bell box. The most bizarre thing is that you couldn’t hear your parameter changes in real-time. You have to enter ‘edit mode’ adjust your parameters and then exit ‘edit mode’ to hear your changes.”
Cheetah MS800 [GFORCE Software Synth Archive]
Well, for anyone who says music making is too easy, I guess… Aphex Twin is proving it can be really hard? Or Richard is smarter than us?
Regardless, I approve of this dorky new direction. And, hey, new Aphex Twin. I’m in.
https://warp.net/releases/aphex-twin-cheetah-ep/
Give him an instrument, and he’ll make his music with it. It damn nearly doesn’t even matter what the instrument is, as this shows. Good on him : )
Cheetah originally made peripherals for the Sinclair ZX computers, such as joysticks. They then moved into music peripherals such as the SpecDrum, basically an 8-bit DAC with software that could combine 3-bit drum samples for limited polyphony. (Cost £35 I recall which was cheap for a drum synth, especially when they brought out a sampler as well that you could use to create drum sounds for importing (via cassette tape) into SpecDrum.) They then moved onto other, standalone synths, such as the MS-6, the poor-mans Oberheim Matrix 6, and even keyboards. Still got my SpecDrum, Sampler and MS-6.
Richard D. James is definitely smarter… brilliant!
My dad & his mate invented the Specdrum.. & There’s a BBC documentary on youtube about the follow up project, the MD8 (& a look behind the scenes at Cheetah). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVLOeINDN-Q
What wondrous possibilities the Internet engenders. I would have loved to watch those videos back in the day. Now I get to see some of my historical quests in depth. In my youth, I read about the Cheetah line in Keyboard. But back then being what it was, Keyboard had no online presence other than BBS. Colon, left parenthesis.
Wow. Aphex Twin is one of the best. Hope this album is on http://spotify.com